Where's my remote controL?

I'M LOSING IT! No, not my head but my remote control and I can't help but freak out last night when I couldn't find my remote control. I'm now living alone in my rented apartment and I can't figure out how in the world could my remote control be missing when nobody -- except me -- could have misplaced it. And where else in my less than 50 sqm. apartment could I have placed it?

Up to now, I still can't figure it out. Where, oh where could my remote control be?